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Have you ever wanted to get away from it all? Yes? Then this is the place for YOU!!!

ASSAULT WEAPONSYLVANIA

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  Money


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  All the guns you want!


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  FREE Doughnuts

Do you want all this? Well then come to ASSAULT WEAPONSYLVANIA!

Daily Itinerary

For Children; there week is spent by going to school from seven to three. Except on Sundays.
For Adults; there week is spent by tending to their job, or doing whatever they want.

6:00-Children get up
7:00-School starts (children)
9-12:00-Parents/Adults get up and get ready for the day/Go to job
1:00-Lunch
2:30-Shooting Practice
4:00-Head home
5:00-Prepare dinner
6-9:00-Dinner
9:00-?-Bed

Day 3

Today was a Sunday! You know what that means?! FREE DOUGHNUTS! There was a line about a mile long outside one of the hundreds of doughnut shops in our little neighborhood. We stood in line for about thirty minutes, but we eventually got our doughnuts. After we had our fill we went to the neighborhood park to practice our shooting skills.

Day 2

Today, today was a very epic day. Someone coming home from their job, and got hosed down in the middle of the street. Everyone ran inside their homes, boarded up their windows, got all their weapons, and prepared for a fight. In the distance you could hear faint gun shots and people shouting, and the dull hum of police sirens. The police got to the scene and got the evidence they needed; but the body has yet to be identified.

Day 1

Today was a school day. That means all the little children 16 and under went to school to learn how to assemble and disassemble fire arms. During this time the adults usually go and party in the streets. When the children arrive home, they immediately go and do their chores or else they cannot go and party with their friends. They day ends whenever you feel tired.

Invitation to Friends

Welcom to Assault Weaponsylvania! Here in this lovely town you can do almost whatever you want! You can have an unlimited amount of weapons, and there are very few laws. Here's a plus, there is NO tax...period! Free ice cream and candy on Sundays no matter what store. The best part of all...TONS of hot girls! This is why you should come live in our Utopia!

Governing Body

Chance Robbins and Jon Easton are the dictators of this Utopia, and whatever they say goes! These two make all the decisions for this Utopia, even if it is for the worse.