Day 3

Today was a Sunday! You know what that means?! FREE DOUGHNUTS! There was a line about a mile long outside one of the hundreds of doughnut shops in our little neighborhood. We stood in line for about thirty minutes, but we eventually got our doughnuts. After we had our fill we went to the neighborhood park to practice our shooting skills.

Day 2

Today, today was a very epic day. Someone coming home from their job, and got hosed down in the middle of the street. Everyone ran inside their homes, boarded up their windows, got all their weapons, and prepared for a fight. In the distance you could hear faint gun shots and people shouting, and the dull hum of police sirens. The police got to the scene and got the evidence they needed; but the body has yet to be identified.

Day 1

Today was a school day. That means all the little children 16 and under went to school to learn how to assemble and disassemble fire arms. During this time the adults usually go and party in the streets. When the children arrive home, they immediately go and do their chores or else they cannot go and party with their friends. They day ends whenever you feel tired.

Invitation to Friends

Welcom to Assault Weaponsylvania! Here in this lovely town you can do almost whatever you want! You can have an unlimited amount of weapons, and there are very few laws. Here's a plus, there is NO tax...period! Free ice cream and candy on Sundays no matter what store. The best part of all...TONS of hot girls! This is why you should come live in our Utopia!

Governing Body

Chance Robbins and Jon Easton are the dictators of this Utopia, and whatever they say goes! These two make all the decisions for this Utopia, even if it is for the worse.

Animal

Our animal is the Grim Reaper. We chose this animal because he is the true embodiment of what our Utopia is about.

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Motto and Seal

GET RICH OR DIE TRYING!

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Citizens Rights and Rules

1-Freedom of Speech, but you can be hurt by your fellow beings for things they find offending.

2-Freedom to Bear Arms.

3-Freedom of Religion.

4-You can only steal things if you don't get caught.

5-You can only kill someone if they have wronged or offended you.

6-Women have no rights.

7-In the court of law men are tried as minors, and women are tried as adults, no matter how old.

8-You become an adult when you reach the age of 16.

9-You can't get a fish drunk.

10-You can't tie your dog to the roof of your car while driving through the city.

Declaration of Independence

We the people of Assault Weaponsylvania have broken away from the American Government. The people feel that the "Government" has wronged us by not getting fully punished for the laws they break; i.e. paying taxes, if a Government leader "forgets" to pay his taxes, it is simply looked over as he/she forgot; but, if a citizen doesn't pay his or her taxes they get thrown in jail.

We have formed this society to start a new better life for people who wish to break away from America with us. Our nation is a Dictatorship, where Chance Robbins and Jon Easton make all the decisions. Everyone can own a weapon, or if they see fit, have a whole armory to protect themselves and their property. Something the people feel the American Government has taken away from us.