Thursday, September 24, 2009

Citizens Rights and Rules

1-Freedom of Speech, but you can be hurt by your fellow beings for things they find offending.

2-Freedom to Bear Arms.

3-Freedom of Religion.

4-You can only steal things if you don't get caught.

5-You can only kill someone if they have wronged or offended you.

6-Women have no rights.

7-In the court of law men are tried as minors, and women are tried as adults, no matter how old.

8-You become an adult when you reach the age of 16.

9-You can't get a fish drunk.

10-You can't tie your dog to the roof of your car while driving through the city.

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